Hurry Up And Wait...

Is the motto of the U.S. Army.  I've never moved so quick to do nothing so hard.  The only good thing about our training is the drill sergeants.  Believe it or not, these guys are pretty nice.  Since we aren't in boot camp they aren't in yelling mode and they are locked on in their expertise.  They direct our class leaders who then direct us.  That's the Army way.  This works a lot like the telephone game.  Our drill sergeant tells our class leaders what to do then our class leaders each give us diametrically opposed instructions on how to proceed.  Apparently this is the most efficient way to fight.  And after every instruction we have to acknowledge receipt of that instruction by yelling, "hooah!"  It's especially fun if you add a hip thrust.  Please consult a physician before you try this at home.  I also am proud to announce that I am in Charlie company.  We are affectionately called "Cobra" and here is our new uniform:

We are trained to yell "Cobra!"  And shoot wildly at the bad guys.  Accuracy doesn't count as much as how good our scream is.

Speaking of shooting wildly, they actually let me have a gun!  Two of them to be precise.  I'm looking for good names for them so please comment your suggestions:

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